December 2011
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
when I finally have sex
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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GO GRANNY
So whats your excuse??? Mine is that I don’t have a pair of pink panties and a leopard print T-shirt!!!!!!
Forgiving people who have hurt you is your gift to them. Forgetting people who...
Holiday Drinking Warning
While it’s always tempting to over-indulge during the holidays, don’t let YOUR picture end up on this holiday warning brochure I picked up at the Humane Society!!!
5 beers
2 glasses of wine 2 bottles of wine - Shared of course too many margaritas 3 Kamikazes 7 rum & cokes 1 large purple haze 3 martinis 1 bottle of tequila If you got a chuckle...